Humor Quote by P.G. Wodehouse

“Half the world is waiting for some perfect time to start living their lives.”

— Alvah Simon

“A quarter is a half of a half, which makes it more half than a whole half.
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— Jarod Kintz

“One Half of the World does not know how the other Half lives,” Franklin once wrote. His sister is his other Half.”

— Jill Lepore

“There are two worlds. The world you understand and the world you don’t. These worlds exist side by side, sometimes only centimeters apart, and…

— Anthony Horowitz

“If people stopped to consider even a quarter of what they say, this world would be paradise.”

— Carlos Ruiz Zafón

“The world has never been as divided as it is now.”

— Paulo Coelho

“no man will ever be willing to live a half-life when he has once seen that it is a half-life.”

— Orison Swett Marden

“What I tell you three times is true. What I tell you three million times is civilization.”

— Mark Pesce

“The world is round.”

— Christopher Columbus

“The world is thinner in some places.”

— John Llewellyn Probert

“A lot of the world seems to repeat itself”

— Emma Donoghue

“Well, if you don’t like the idea of one world, how many worlds do you want, and how would you like them divided? By…

— Burl Barer