Quote by P G Wodehouse Download Open image ““You can't be too careful how you stir up a policeman.”” — P G Wodehouse ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Making the assumption that I am in the presence of criminals has always kept me safe when interacting with police officers.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
“Let’s pretend it is a threat, because you need to understand that the other officers aren’t keeping me safe from you; they’re keeping you… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I'm not really like a cop at all. I haven't got any actual authority. If someone does show up to do anything bad, I… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“The policeman comes : in his hand the weapon that has knocked down more malefactors than all the batons the bull's-eye. He strikes with… — J.M. Barrie Copy Share Image
“Omally shook his head. ‘Police stations are bad places to break into, this is well known.” — Robert Rankin Copy Share Image
“My main problem with cops is that they do what they're told. They say 'Sorry mate, I'm just doing my job' all the fucking… — Banksy Copy Share Image
“The presence of the policeman around the corner is the only thing that keeps us civilised.” — Paul Russell Copy Share Image
“Corrupt and incompetent cops are making the world a dangerous place for good and honest police officers.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
“Approaching a police car is a very dangerous activity to engage in.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
“Police always observe that criminals prosper. It takes a pretty dull policeman to miss the fact that the position of authority is the most… — Frank Herbert Copy Share Image
“I remained motionless, like a ventriloquist's dummy whose ventriloquist has gone off to the local and left it sitting.” — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Major-General Sir Wilfred Bosher came to distribute the prizes at that school', proceeded Gussie in a dull, toneless voice.'He dropped a book. He stooped… — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I don't know if you suffer in the same way, but with me the act of talking in the nature of real mashed potatoes… — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“He seemed a little uneasy, and he welcomed me with something of the gratitude of the shipwrecked mariner who sights a sail.” — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“The first intimation I had that things were about to hot up was a pained and disapproving cough from the neighbourhood of the carpet.” — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“It is a peculiar thing in life that the people you most particularly want to edge away from always seem to cluster round like… — p g wodehouse Copy Share Image
“She had a laugh like a squadron of cavalry charging over a tin bridge.” — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I gave it up. The man annoyed me. I hadn't the slightest objection to his spending his time planning massacres for the bourgeoisie, but… — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“So!' he said, at length, and it came as a complete surprise to me that fellows ever really do say 'So!'. I had always… — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
