Cigarette Quote by Norman Wisdom

I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough".

— Rodney Dangerfield

“A cigarette is like a hamster, harmless until you stick it in your mouth and light it on fire.”

— Jim Pickens

A cigarette is just a bit of tobacco wrapped in paper, lit at one end and a fouled at the other! Lol jokes

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I am a cigarette with a body attached to it

— Raymond Carver

He takes out a cigarette and offers one to me. "I try not to indulge. It's a filthy habit," I tell him. "I love…

— Melina Marchetta

“Sometimes, when I’m chain smoking on the balcony and feeling like shit (which happens more often than I’d like to admit), I let go…

— Kris Kidd

He rarely smoked, but once in a while, like now, when his world had been shaken, his woman nearly killed in front of his…

— Christine Feehan

My first thought was always a cigarette. It still is, but I haven't cheated.

— Frederik Pohl

The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

— Anonymous

“Sometimes, when I'm chain-smoking and feeling like shit (which happens more often than I'd like to admit), I let go of a lit cigarette…

— Kris Kidd

“He brings the cigarette butt to his mouth and lights up. He breathes in, and coughs; a rattling helicopter with a broken blade crashing…

— Craig Stone

So what’d you do to the lesser?” a male voice said. “I lit his cigarette with a sawed-off,” another one answered. “He didn’t come…

— J.R. Ward