Across Quote by Ned Tanen

You can always tell when a woman is with the wrong man, because she has so much to say about the fact that nothing's…

— Caitlin Moran

Some women drop off the face of the earth when they get involved with a man. And that's what it's been like with me.

— Sheryl Crow

Every woman has her unique type of man. Unique love, unique story, unique frustration and unique heartache, but one thing is common among woman.…

— Anonymous

A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So…

— Henny Youngman

Even in Los Angeles, where we lived, when we would date somebody or go out with them, if we went out with somebody else…

— Burt Ward

I married a pretty famous girl, and when we drive through town there's usually a car following us, when I walk out of my…

— Kevin Pietersen

One woman I was dating called and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Women can figure what kind of a man you are by your behaviour.

— Mazher

I've had a man and I've had a woman, and there's got to be something better.

— Tallulah Bankhead

Like all women, I've had a pretty awful time in many ways, but it's always possible to either make a joke or find someone…

— Emma Tennant

I've always been the kind of woman who had a man in her life even when he was the wrong man.

— Gretchen Wilson

We look at a person and see the person we want to see. I've had to deal with that my whole life, walking in…

— AnnaLynne McCord