"I guess now we know why they call……" — Ned Flanders
"I guess now we know why they call them rapids and not 'slow-pids', huh?"
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30 Quotes by Ned Flanders
Ned Flanders has 30 quotes on this site.
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Homer, do you think you could show just the slightest bit of reverence?
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Our bible study group is going to the holy land next month. I'd like to take you and your family…
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Now let us download the holy tweet of the Lord.
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I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?
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Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake?
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Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick in the kididdlehopper!
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Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.
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Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to punish a man who meant…
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He's the kindest, sweetest, most generous guy who ever drove through my living room.
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Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite yearYester.
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Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the night I do my charity work.
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Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again.
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More Call Quotes
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With a goose-quill and a few sheets of paper, I mock myself of the universe. They say I am the…
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The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work.
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To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today.
— Isaac Asimov
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To insult someone we call him 'bestial. For deliberate cruelty and nature, 'human' might be the greater insult.
— Isaac Asimov
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Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes,…
— Dave Attell
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All fiction is about people, unless it's about rabbits pretending to be people. It's all essentially characters in action, which…
— Margaret Atwood
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There's a difference between describing and evoking something. You can describe something and be quite clinical about it. To evoke…
— Margaret Atwood
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The same thing which is now called Christian religion existed among the ancients. They have begun to call 'Christian' the…
— Saint Augustine
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My idea of good company is the company of clever, well-informed people who have a great deal of conversation; that…
— Jane Austen
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Chance is an element of life. What I try to do is study what I call the mechanics of reality…
— Paul Auster
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I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it 'content.'
— Lauren Bacall
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I would hate now to be married. It does occur to me on occasion that, if I fall and hit…
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