Blind Quote by Nate Bargatze

Comedians are therapists. People honestly think we're doing it for ourselves. No. If we wanted to do stand-up for ourselves, we would perform in…

— J. B. Smoove

I always tried not to be too mean, but my problem is that the people I tend to find hilarious don't usually have senses…

— Ana Gasteyer

People who are mean or unkind or rigid - think about it - cannot laugh at themselves. If we can't laugh at ourselves and…

— Eileen Brennan

If I tell a joke on stage and the crowd laughs for a minute, I stand there for a minute and enjoy them laughing…

— Anthony Jeselnik

For me and most of my friends who are comedians, if you've been doing comedy for a while, your tolerance for things actually moves.…

— Demetri Martin

Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you.

— Aziz Ansari

Here's what I'm afraid of. I know a lot of comedians, friends of mine, who just got into the 'Doesn't matter what I say.…

— Patton Oswalt

I'm very lucky to be a comedian, and I feel privileged that people come to see me in the expectation that I will make…

— Jon Richardson

People, I think, are more interested in being offended than getting to the heart of a situation. And to go after comedians to me…

— Randy Rainbow

I hate it when people come to comedy shows thinking it's going to be simply all about laughing at jokes.

— Deon Cole

I like seeing comedians do stuff that I could never do.

— Josh Thomas

Everyone, everywhere, and all the time, used to laugh at me when I was growing up. So, when I was around 18, I thought,…

— Emo Philips