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“Yo mammas so lazy shes got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mammas so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon. Yo mammas so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mammas so lazy she pretends to be handicapped to get a good parking spot.”

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