College Quote by Natalie Portman

You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake. You know you smoke way too much f--king weed!

— Miley Cyrus

In his extreme youth Stoner had thought of love as an absolute state of being to which, if one were lucky, one might find…

— Anonymous

You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about?

— Jim Breuer

You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake.

— Miley Cyrus

Sketchy: I'm no stranger to stoner logic.

— Joss Whedon

I get a message from Stephen Falk saying, "Hey, if I wrote a part for you in You're The Worst, would you do it?"…

— Doug Benson

Stoners live, stoners die, but in the end we all get high. So if in life you dont succeed, stuff this shit and smoke…

— Anonymous

I watched a lot of pot movies before we did this [Pineapple Express]. My favorites were always the characters in movies that weren't necessarily…

— Seth Rogen

If youre high on life already...just imagine how great youd feel after smoking a joint.

— Teia Baxter

Dude, this is a stoner conversation and we're not even high

— Libba Bray

I'm a smoker, my name is Snoop Dogg, and I'm a stoner.

— Snoop Dogg

If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place

— Kirsten Dunst

I smoked some weed, and that's how I finished 'Izzo.'

— Jay-Z

I may have smoked too much weed, but I wasn't taking drugs or anything.

— Mike Tyson

Weed doesn't make you stupid, you were stupid before you smoked the weed.

— Ritu Ghatourey