Doctors Quote by Moms Mabley

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

— Rodney Dangerfield

My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly.

— Beverly Johnson

I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.

— Phyllis Diller

I never saw myself as Mr. Ugly, but I'm not that handsome. I can sort of be made to look quite a lot better…

— Colin Firth

I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I felt so unbelievably ugly for years.

— Trinny Woodall

I was so ugly for so long.

— Matt Rife

I cried myself to sleep wishing I was ugly because men leered and disrespected me, because they assumed things about my mental capacity or…

— Evangeline Lilly

My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general.

— Mignon McLaughlin

My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, What if shes ugly? Youre ugly.

— Beverly Johnson

Being singled out as 'The Ugly One' led to depression.

— Nicola Roberts

Take my wife... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making…

— Les Dawson