"Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant……" — Molly Ivins

"Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse."

— Molly Ivins

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79 Quotes by Molly Ivins

Molly Ivins has 79 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
Whenever you hear a politician carry on about what a mess the schools are, be aware that you are looking…
In Texas, we do not hold high expectations for the [governor's] office; it's mostly been occupied by crooks, dorks and…
Any nation that can survive what we have lately in the way of government, is on the high road to…
Bad policies, stupid policies, gutless policies have real consequences.
Oh, hell, I can’t go on a spiritual journey—I'm constipated.
It's like, duh. Just when you thought there wasn't a dime's worth of difference between the two parties, the Republicans…
I am not anti-gun. I'm pro-knife. Consider the merits of the knife. In the first place, you have to catch…
I still believe in Hope - mostly because there's no such place as Fingers Crossed, Arkansas.
Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful. I only aim at the powerful. When satire is…
If you ever get to the place where injustice doesn't bother you, you're dead.
Even I felt sorry for Richard Nixon when he left; there’s nothing you can do about being born liberal —…

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We keep putting on programmes about famine in Ethiopia; that's what's happening. Too many people there. They can't support themselves… — David Attenborough
You never stay the same. You either get better or you get worse. — Jon Gruden
The more I see of Arabs the less I think of them. By having studied them a good deal I… — George S. Patton
Maybe as times get worse we get better. Our pain makes us feel other people's too; our fear lets us… — Nancy Gibbs
He's been a top player for the last 10 years, and we all work on our swings, we all change… — Ernie Els
People go for help, but their lives don't get better because of those psychiatric drugs. They get worse. They feel… — Tom Cruise
Leave an old flame in the past. It'll just get worse if you rekindle it. — Unknown Author
The only way past the pain is through it. Pain, grief, anger, misery...they don't go away-they just increase and compound… — Jasinda Wilder
It is the world's first Ebola epidemic, and it's spiraling out of control. It's bad now, and it's going to… — Tom Frieden
The great fear that I have regarding the outcome for America of these disclosures is that nothing will change. [People]… — Edward Snowden
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. — Lily Tomlin
History teaches us that the capacity for things to get worse is limitless. — Chalmers Johnson

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