Capitol Quote by Molly Ivins

Texas has a lot of electrical votes.

— Yogi Berra

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics.

— Molly Ivins

Texas: 32 electoral votes, another of the so-called big enchiladas or if not an enchilada at least a huge taco.

— Dan Rather

I have known George W. Bush slightly since we were both in high school, and I studied him closely as governor. He is neither…

— Molly Ivins

Texas has a lot of electrical votes. [During an election campaign, after George Bush stated that Texas was important to the election]

— Yogi Berra

Big news from last night's Republican debate, you guys. It turns out George Bush was actually the smart Texas governor.

— Jimmy Fallon

You know, there are a lot of would-be governors of Texas sitting around today who never took the opportunity to get into a race…

— Laura Bush

Naturally, when it comes to voting, we in Texas are accustomed to discerning that fine hair’s-breadth worth of difference that makes one hopeless dipstick…

— Molly Ivins

I was surprised that when you get into electoral politics how scientific the analysis was in the electorate. You can identify on a state-by-state…

— Bill Foster

In the year of our Lord 2010, the voters of the United States elected the worst Congress in the history of the Republic. There…

— Charlie Pierce

Let me tell you the polls that count, and those are the polls a couple of weeks before the election. That's when the pollsters…

— Rush Limbaugh

There are kind of four people up at the top, [Donald] Trump,[Marco] Rubio,[Ted] Cruz,[Ben] Carson, and then there's me and about three governors. I'm…

— Carly Fiorina