Funny Quote by Molly Harper

“So help me, if you turned me into a fucking Vampire, I'll bite your dick off!”

— Amelia Hutchins

“No, we're vampires. And we're no more monstrous than any other species. Humans included. Good, bad, and evil isn't species-specific. Don't you ever question…

— C.C. Hunter

“I was once a man. As not all men are good, not all vampires are evil.”

— Veronica Wolff

“Come on, I'm not going to bite you. I'm not a vampire.”

— J.M. Darhower

“Are you telling me you're lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire?”

— Kevin Hearne

“He might be a vampire, hunter of the night and all-around badass, but a woman scorned was fucking scary.”

— Dana Marie Bell

“You're not prepared physically or mentally to pick a fight with a thousand-year-old vampire." he said. 'He is more cunning and far more ruthless…

— Evette Davis

“Oh, I think we should name your penis the Vampire Lestat.”

— Darynda Jones

“He might actually be a decent bloodsucker. And by decent, I mean a proper, murdering, ‘I eat babies for breakfast’ vampire. It’s always the…

— Julie Kagawa

“You don't think you're a vampire, Sam. That kind of thing you know.”

— Jennifer Loiske

“I am neither good, nor bad, neither angel nor devil, I am a man, I am a vampire.”

— Michael Romkey

“Being a vampire is no more fun than being a human I assure you.”

— Cyma Rizwaan Khan