"I'm sure you'll live happily ever after. But,……" — Miranda Hobbes
"I'm sure you'll live happily ever after. But, I gotta tell ya, I wouldn't get married without one of these to protect myself."
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Miranda Hobbes
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26 Quotes by Miranda Hobbes
Miranda Hobbes has 26 quotes on this site.
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When this gets going, don't let anyone get all cheerleadery on me. I don't want any of that, you can…
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I'm so bloated and gassy, I'm like a flotation device.
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These are my last months of freedom and I'm spending them in bed.
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I'm a lost cause, go on without me. Save yourselves!
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Seriously, why don't straight men have bodies like this?
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Oh God, Carrie. Is this my baby? I mean, what am I waiting for?
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He has one ball, and I have a lazy ovary! In what twisted world does that create a baby? It's…
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Did you have a big plate of crazy for lunch?
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They're like that at my firm. They're afraid you're going to cry over a legal brief.
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How can they have new relationships already? I'm still in the I just broke up with someone phase.
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I have low self-esteem, but I express it the healthy way... by eating a box of Double-Stuff Oreos.
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I'm determined to make partner in this firm, even if I have to be a lesbian partner.
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