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“I’m guessing you didn’t get around to speaking to Steve?”

— Phil M Jones

“Where were you?" I know my husband well enough to know when he's reaching for an excuse. I stare at his lips, waiting for…

— Joz Maxel

“Steve needs to fall in a hole.”

— MineCrafTales

“I’ll tell you what isn’t; why’d they only go for you? I mean me and Steve might as well have not even been there.…

— S.L.J. Shortt

“This was so unfunny, Steve had to laugh.”

— Mac Barnett

“The reallly funny thing is that Steve made that little clicking noise with his tongue, and winked at me, as if to show that…

— Nathan Filer

“You couldn’t do me a further favor, could you? (I mean, they said yes the first time.) Next time you see Steve, could you…

— Phil M Jones

“Steve doesn’t work here anymore.” Madeline sat in the cul-de-sac, trying to absorb the words she’d just heard. “I haven’t seen Steve since he…

— Wendy Wax

“I had sworn off jerks and other variations of inappropriate men for New Year’s, and I had only faltered once. Well, maybe twice. I…

— Colleen Halverson

“I'm going to get him to sign my boobs. With his tongue.”

— Rowan Coleman

“Note to self: Kill Steve. Break his bed, then kill him, and make him walk all the way back. At night. Hopefully the long…

— Crafty Nichole

“Steve always had a flair for the dramatic. He should have raised one ghostly fist in the air as he said it; though,for the…

— Kiersten White