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“This was so unfunny, Steve had to laugh.”

— Mac Barnett

“Steve needs to fall in a hole.”

— MineCrafTales

“Herobrine just smacked him into a hole and waited for Steve to calm down. (Way to go, Herobrine!)”

— Crafty Nichole

“Wilson shook his head. His eyes narrowed and his mouth widened slightly with the ghost of a superior ‘Hm!’.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

He squeezed Steve's shoulder possessively. "Oh, Zero. He is not you, I must admit. He does not have your bravery, your nobility, your je…

— Anne Ursu

“Note to self: Kill Steve. Break his bed, then kill him, and make him walk all the way back. At night. Hopefully the long…

— Crafty Nichole

“The reallly funny thing is that Steve made that little clicking noise with his tongue, and winked at me, as if to show that…

— Nathan Filer

“I had sworn off jerks and other variations of inappropriate men for New Year’s, and I had only faltered once. Well, maybe twice. I…

— Colleen Halverson

“He smacked the heel of his hand against his forhead, as if that could knock the mental picture out of his head. Hell, he…

— Julia Quinn

“Now, I can understand why the appearance of a man struggling violently, as it would seem, with an airy nothing, and calling for assistance…

— Fitz-James O'Brien

“And he knew it was crappy, but he was kind of grateful that people like that existed. Because people like Steve and Tina existed,…

— Rainbow Rowell

“I know,” I told him. “It sounds insane. It is insane.” His eyes fixed on mine. “You killed someone,” he said, his voice barely…

— Rachel Hawkins