Education Quote by Milton Berle

“Nowadays, when a speaker tells the graduates that the future is theirs--is that a promise or a threat?”

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A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers,…

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Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

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Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it.

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My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.

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When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was…

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I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd…

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Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once…

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The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.

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If you hire relatives, you'll have a payroll that won't quit.

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It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!

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I don't mind personal insults, but when you insult the jokes that I tell you're insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns and Allen, Trevor…

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I like to think of myself as the middleman between Fred Allen and Henny Youngman.

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“It took me years to learn to sit at my desk for more than two minutes at a time, to put up with the…

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According to Plato, we don't learn anything. Our soul has lived so many lives that we know everything. Teachers and education can only remind…

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“I only began to enjoy studying after I got through the educational system and became a so-called member of society. If something interested me,…

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If you had made the acquiring of ignorance the study of your life, you could not have graduated with higher honor than you could…

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