Oh my god Quote by Mikey Neumann

In real life, I'm the kind of person that if I use Siri, I thank her afterwards.

— Carrie-Anne Moss

Cussing out Siri like a waitress with no patience.

— Tyler The Creator

“What the heck kind of name was Sir?”

— Cherise Sinclair

After an afternoon of interviewing Siri it turns out there are millions of questions that it can't or won't answer: How did you get…

— Sara Pascoe

“Ms. O’Toole?” My Nextel push-to-talk vibrated at my hip. “Are you coming?” I grabbed the device and pushed the direct-connect button to shout. “What?”…

— Deborah Coonts

“My next course of action was to take my phone off the hook, because I kept getting obnoxious messages along the lines of, “Where’s…

— J.A. Konrath

“So, you tracked me down, did you?" "I did." Hayes's gravelly voice filled the phone. "Very resourceful." "I have an assistant..." "Of yourse you…

— Robinne Lee

“Hey, do you know what I called the last guy who said something like that to me?" When he only raised a noncommittal brow,…

— Darynda Jones

“This guy barged in here and started yelling at me!” “I’m not—” James clenched his teeth behind a fake, faltering smile. “I’m not yelling,”…

— Jake Smith

“Originally, Siri was more colorful—it dropped f-bombs, teased users more aggressively, had more of a bombastic personality.”

— Brian Merchant

“Call me Sir.”

— D.L. Hess

When something good hits me, I'll use Siri to make a note so I don't forget.

— William Gurstelle