Quote by Brian Merchant

Cussing out Siri like a waitress with no patience.

— Tyler The Creator

People may not like what I have to say - obviously, I get the sarcastic nickname of 'Siri,' because they say I know things.

— Spencer Dinwiddie

I'd dress up as Siri for Halloween if my life didn't already entail being asked stupid questions all day.

— Anonymous

“Siri, what’s a femme fatale?” Chloe asked her phone. “It’s a dishonest woman who uses feminine wiles to manipulate men,” Emily responded just as…

— Tracy Brogan

“Siri!” James screamed at his phone. “Oh my god, Siri, call a damn ambulance!” An icon spun in the middle of the screen as…

— Mikey Neumann

“Yes, Siri. A dedicated socialist plunges headfirst into the troubled waters without testing the depth.” “Isn’t he likely to bump his head on the…

— Colin Cotterill

In real life, I'm the kind of person that if I use Siri, I thank her afterwards.

— Carrie-Anne Moss

“What the heck kind of name was Sir?”

— Cherise Sinclair

You know you're hated when even Siri refuses to do what you tell her.

— Spencer Pratt

When something good hits me, I'll use Siri to make a note so I don't forget.

— William Gurstelle

I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas.

— Anonymous

After an afternoon of interviewing Siri it turns out there are millions of questions that it can't or won't answer: How did you get…

— Sara Pascoe