Driving Quote by Mike Royko Download Open image “When I asked him how long he had been driving a taxi, he said, Dree mouse.” — Mike Royko ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Driving Long Mice Said Taxi
“And later when we got into the car, he took a turn down a street that I was pretty sure was a dead end.… — Bret Easton Ellis Copy Share Image
“As I left my cab in the traffic jam, the driver made it clear he didn't like it that I was ending our relationship… — Steve Toltz Copy Share Image
“But I don't ask him anything, because he's driving with that weird fake-happy look on his face, as if he's about to chop me… — A.S. King Copy Share Image
“I went on a road trip with my cat, Cap’n. I would have let him drive, but he was drunk.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It's really hard to drive, talk on the phone, and jack off at the same time. And, amazingly, nobody in the back of my… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It made him think of what a cat would bring, some dead mouse it had played with for too long and now had dropped… — Lisa Lowell Copy Share Image
I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Do you have time for a ride?” His face softened, his relief evident. I hadn’t realized how tense he’d been until I felt his… — Layla Frost Copy Share Image
“I practically sprinted to the parking lot to meet Camden. This time I made sure to stay far enough away from his car door that he couldn't lure me in and drive off someplace random; I was hovering about ten feet away from the Escalade's fender as he walked up. "What are you doing," he asked, "standing far enough away… — Cherry Cheva Copy Share
“Would you like me to drive so you can manage your social life?” I asked. It came out much snippier than I’d intended, but… — Wendy Higgins Copy Share Image
“I took one look at it and demanded that he name three things he isn't good at. "Roller skating, singing, and talking to girls."… — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
“When he suddenly banked to the left, I gasped. The jerk laughed and did it again. “Would you stop?” “Jet streams are a little… — Taryn Quinn Copy Share Image
Hollywood has always been political. They consider it their right and duty to tell us what is politically good and right. — Mike Royko Copy Share Image
The subject of criminal rehabilitation was debated recently in City Hall. It's an appropriate place for this kind of discussion because the city has… — Mike Royko Copy Share Image
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax. — Mike Royko Copy Share Image
It's unnatural for people to run around the city streets unless they are thieves or victims. It makes people nervous to see someone running.… — Mike Royko Copy Share Image
“The thing that got Daley mad," one of the delegates said later, "was that Ribicoff had been ass-kissing him just a day or two before. He came over and pushed for McGovern to our delegation and made a big speech about what a great guy Daley was. Then he got up there and played the hero for the TV cameras."… — Mike Royko Copy Share
“A Pessimist sees the glass as half empty; A Cub Fan wonders when it's gonna spill.” ― Mike Royko” — Mike Royko Copy Share Image
So if you visit Chicago, enjoy the many great courses, the Midwestern friendliness, and the cities other amenities. But if a stranger with a… — Mike Royko Copy Share Image
When I conducted a beer-rating session last year, I wrote that most American beers taste as if they were brewed through a horse. That offended many people in the American beer industry, as well as patriots who thought I was being subversive in praising foreign beers. I have just read a little-known study of American beers. So I must apologize… — Mike Royko Copy Share
Strict gun laws are about as effective as strict drug laws...It pains me to say this, but the NRA seems to be right: The… — Mike Royko Copy Share Image
Forty years ago, we were on the tail of the Front Page era. There was a different point of view. Reporters and editors were… — Mike Royko Copy Share Image
“So, for a variety of reasons, ranging from convenience to fear to economics, people stayed in their own neighborhood, loving it, enjoying the closeness,… — Mike Royko Copy Share Image
It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand. — Mike Royko Copy Share Image
My embarrassing confession is that my father is a 'Camelot: The Musical' obsessive. So as a child, when we were going to visit relatives… — Chris Chibnall Copy Share Image
I don't own a yacht or a flashy car. I've always had safe cars because I do so much driving. I don't think I've… — Angela Rippon Copy Share Image
There are a lot of impractical things about owning a Porsche. But they're all offset by the driving experience. It really is unique. Lamborghinis… — Kevin O'Leary Copy Share Image
We're focused on providing innovations in software, driving the continuous improvement for a much better experience, and there's a lot going on here that… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
I only started driving lessons because of comedy - before that, there's be no need. There was a bus from where I lived to… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
“A car is one of the most interesting inventions, but driving is one of the most boring activities.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Emma was a shocking driver, simultaneously sloppy and petrified, and for the first fifty miles had been absent-mindedly driving with her spectacles on top… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
I'm really looking forward to a time when generations after us look back and say how ridiculous it was that humans were driving cars. — Sebastian Thrun Copy Share Image
With our dramas, we have a lot of shows that feature very well-to-do, well-educated people who are driving very nice cars and living in… — Channing Dungey Copy Share Image
By measuring the proportion of children living with the same parents from birth and whether their parents report a good quality relationship we are… — Iain Duncan Smith Copy Share Image
