Bars Quote by Michael Ondaatje

The piano has been drinking, not me.

— Tom Waits

“People aren't pianos. You don't hit a certain note and know what you're going to get.”

— Gwendolyn Heasley

I never owned a piano and I never had a house full of period furniture.

— Jackie Coogan

Plus, there were so many pianos in my house, so I couldn't really avoid it

— Vanessa Carlton

“Once in a while, she said, the patients put on a theatrical show here, and beneath the stage a magnificent grand piano awaited the…

— Norman Lewis

There were a few singers at home, one or two aunties. We did have a piano but I think that got put on the…

— Elizabeth Fraser

“My mother has always loved piano music and hungered to play. When she was in her early sixties, she retired from her job as…

— Katie Hafner

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all.

— Kenneth Tynan

Pianos, unlike people, sing when you give them your every growl. They know how to dive into the pit of your stomach and harmonize…

— Francesca Lia Block

The first piano was built long after they didn't have any at all.

— Victor Borge

England is a country of pianos, they are everywhere.

— Frederic Chopin

It's not a bloody piano, it's a clarenARt...you weird talking person.

— Eddie Izzard