"Wish I could, through my own financial prestidigitation,……" — Michael Ian Black
"Wish I could, through my own financial prestidigitation, transform a dollar bill into two, or two million. It is an awesome and mysterious skill."
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21 Quotes by Michael Ian Black
Michael Ian Black has 21 quotes on this site.
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There is no word for feeling nostalgic about the future, but that's what a parent's tears often are, a nostalgia…
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The global business climate is likewhatever, dude.
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I take my coffee the same way I take my women: Strong, black, and proud.
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The thing that I think is the most important is taking moments to express your appreciation to your partner. A…
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So my reaction to hearing this corny-ass, horrible song ["With Arms Wide Open" by Creed] is violent, uncontrollable, sustained weeping.
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I don't watch that much comedy. I think it's professional jealousy. That and a lack of support for my community.
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I hope you die.... P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse.
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Everybody has something they love to do. Do that thing.
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Lordy, lordy, lordy do I love money. It is a character flaw, no doubt, one that springs from a panicked…
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Nothing is more satisfying to me than sitting in a dank room, hunched over a single flickering candle like Ebenezer…
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I am not a music snob. If anything, my musical taste is bad by any critical standards.
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If you get an idea, you might as well stick with it until somebody calls you on it.
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