Dollar Bill Quotes

41 quotes by 32 authors

The fact that you can forge a twenty dollar bill doesn't prove that all twenty dollar bills are forgeries. — Rupert Sheldrake
If the Nation can issue a dollar bond it can issue a dollar bill. The element that makes the bond good makes the bill good… — Thomas A. Edison
The same way a compact disk isn't responsible for what's recorded on it, that's how we are. You're about as free to act as a… — Chuck Palahniuk
Any woman who has a career and a family automatically develops something in the way of two personalities, like two sides of a dollar bill,… — Ivy Baker Priest
The doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and… — Jerry Lewis
Iâ€™ve made some mistakes. I had to make a turnaround in my life. This is my new expression to the world and this is my… — Maia Campbell
One thing more dangerous than getting between a grizzly sow and her cub is getting between a businessman and a dollar bill. — Edward Abbey
Any gentleman with the slightest chic will give a girl a fifty dollar bill for the powder room. — George Axelrod
I was feeling a bit down, I went to a therapist a few times, at a hundred bucks a pop. But then I realized that… — Emo Philips
If you put a ten dollar bill under the rug instead of spending it, that is capital formation. It represents ten dollars' worth of something… — Garet Garrett
The single greatest invention man ever conceived in the dollar bill, because I don't want to know the conversion rate for coconuts. — John Smith
Newt Gingrich says he wants to get rid of Social Security. Who is more qualified to give this country financial advice than a guy who… — David Letterman
See where Congress passed a two billion dollar bill to relieve bankers' mistakes. You can always count on us helping those who have lost part… — Will Rogers
My dad sent Frank Sinatra a dollar bill to autograph, and when it came back, signed, he had it framed: it was always up on… — Robbie Williams
I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list. — Steven Wright
Hey, big spender,â€ I said. He looked appreciative but more amused than anything else. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a one dollar… — Richelle Mead
There is a theory going around that the U.S.A. was and still is a gigantic Masonic plot under the ultimate control of the group known… — Thomas Pynchon
Youâ€™re not a one hundred dollar bill, not everyone is going to like you. — Meg Cabot
When are the world's political parties going to get appropriate symbols: snake, louse, jackal, ... trash can, clown face, ... dollar bill with bat wings… — P.J. O'Rourke
A legacy that powerful does not disappear. Next to the Egyptians, the Greeks and Romans were babies. Our modern nations like Great Britain and America?… — Rick Riordan

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