Butt Quote by Mia Ashlinn

“Oh for the love of God put a butt plug in the male tough-guy crap.”

— Larissa Ione

“Jokes about butts WORKED.”

— Drew Magary

“Butt holes are like a one-way street; they were made the way they were for a reason.”

— Nenia Campbell

“You might think you're a grown man, but I have absolutely no problem getting my spatula out and serving you up a helping of…

— Elle Casey

“It's an erectoral vote… it doesn't mean dick.”

— Robin Reardon

“So what are you supposed to do with it?" He eyed her incredulously. "For real? It's called a butt plug. What do you think…

— Christine Bell

“Everyone is a Butthole.”

— Ted Aramac

“If my butt's in the way you're just gonna have to deal with it!”

— Sarah Griswold in Madame K's Friday Flex

“I must do whatever I can to find the best partners possible." "Did you kick their butts?" He frowned. "The buttocks are among the…

— Allison van Diepen

“My butt has specific requirements for pants.”

— Ann Brashares

“This is America. Every vote counts. Sometimes twice, if it helps me get elected.”

— Jarod Kintz

“They got me busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.”

— Dolly Parton