Quote by Mercy Celeste

“Straight guys, I was starting to realize, were quite frequently not one hundred percent straight.”

— Luke Hartwell

“I was worried I’d scared you off,” I said as I slid into the passenger seat. “Being too gay and all.” “No—I, er…” He…

— J.L. Merrow

“To this day, the behavior of straight men is something I’ve never been able to wrap my head around. Have you ever met one?…

— Kathy Griffin

“It was queer how sometimes a child's innocent eyes can see things that grown men are blind to.”

— George R.R. Martin

“When he overheard the boys whispering that he was a queer, he said he regarded that as a compliment since so many of the…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“Here's a queer fact: none among the skeletons in your closet are ‘straight’ so expect them to ‘come out’ very, very soon...”

— Khayri R.R. Woulfe

“Boys. I will never understand them. Not even the gay ones.”

— Hannah Harrington

“Straight people are so fucking weird.”

— Warren Ellis

“Some dicks is crooked, others is straight, but they can all be used for fucking.”

— Frank Bill

“Most straight people, and many gay people, especially those who came of age more recently, don’t understand how momentous and difficult coming out was…

— Christopher Bram

“Christ, it’s official. I have a hard-on for a straight guy. That’s just terrific.”

— Ella Frank

“Gay, straight, bi - labels, schmabels.”

— Olley White