Quote by Mercy Celeste

“We seem to be oil and water." "More like gasoline and a match.”

— Mercy Celeste

“I think you've got the wrong idea. I like women." "I do too." A light burned in Deacon's eyes that sent something sizzling through…

— Mercy Celeste

“You're fucked up. I see that. I can see past it.”

— Mercy Celeste

“Lord Ironman, please play tonsil hockey with me, just this one time. There, does that make you happy?”

— Mercy Celeste

“It's why I went into teaching in the first place. I like the sound of my own voice. Well that, and I am addicted…

— Mercy Celeste

“But I’m gay and in a relationship with a hot Viking king and we have a bible thumper… thumping his bible against our bedroom…

— Mercy Celeste

“I love your eyes. Your mouth. Your body. The way you lose your temper when you're flustered. Your ass is so fucking hot. I…

— Mercy Celeste

“I think one of those old ladies down there gave me something. Which one looked guilty?” “Probably both of them. After all, my mother…

— Mercy Celeste

“Since we're being honest, Thursday, you really should know that before this night is over, I am going to fuck you. Hard, and long,…

— Mercy Celeste

“I don't know, Pepper. I have large chunks of my childhood missing thanks to her and her Benadryl supply.”

— Mercy Celeste

“Deacon noticed a pattern where Thursday was concerned. Woman, fight, brood alone in angry silence, rinse and repeat.”

— Mercy Celeste

“Straight boys. I have never understood straight boys. Can’t even give them a compliment without them getting all offended. Except there are those that…

— Mercy Celeste