Last night Quote by Megan McCafferty

“I'm relaxed, Belk. I call it Zen and the art of not giving a shit.”

— Michael Connelly

“You are truly zen when you can wipe your ass with the words you have written down.”

— Anonymous

“I guess Zen is a day like this when you are part of the air and remember things”

— Stephen Chbosky

“As Sandra would say, all I felt was Zen. But not Quinn. Quinn was not Zen. He was the opposite of Zen. I’d made…

— Penny Reid

“When angry, count to Zen.”

— Leonard Scheff

“I came to think of it as a kind of zen practice: the Zen of not fucking up.”

— Sebastian Junger

This is Zen, and in Zen, as we all know ... anything goes!

— Frederick Lenz

“…What’s with you getting so quiet all of a sudden? Started remembering last night a bit, have we?” — Kirishima Zen”

— Miyako Fujisaki

“Feel the Zen, motherfuckers. (My personality, in a nutshell).”

— Anje Kruger

“Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“So, without telling any of my Zen-snob buddies, I liked to pretend everything was the Pure Land, that my life was already perfect as…

— Jaimal Yogis

“Honestly.I don't understand Zen.It seems if you don't answer properly,or if you are rude,people get enlightened.”

— Jerry Pinto