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• In the United States Christmas has become the rape of an idea. — Richard Bach
• I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks… — Andrea Arnold
• For it is in giving that we receive. — Francis of Assisi
• Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own… — Dave Barry
• My family makes these vinegars - out of everything from grapes to peaches and cherries. We go through the whole… — Mario Batali
• The Christian faith can never be separated from the soil of sacred events, from the choice made by God, who… — Pope Benedict XVI
• Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas. — Lewis Black
• I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I… — Lewis Black
• The real evidence for Jesus and Christianity is in how Jesus and the Christianity based on him manifest themselves in… — Lionel Blue
• There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. — Erma Bombeck
• Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. — Victor Borge
• I didn't know the full dimensions of forever, but I knew it was longer than waiting for Christmas to come. — Richard Brautigan

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