Max Greenfield Quotes

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• I think L.A. gets a bad rap. L.A. is the same as everywhere else.
• I'm Jewish and my wife isn't so right now we're literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it.
• I think the most important foundation about any relationship is just being honest. Youve got to. My wife and I are honest to a fault…
• During a panic attack, I remember that today is just today and that is all that it is. I take a deep breath in and…
• Another show I really enjoyed working on was 'Raising The Bar.' I did four or five episodes of that show.
• George Wendt is a saint. And one of the finest American actors that we have.
• I just never want to be in this situation where I get to set and they're like, 'We rewrote this scene, you're now naked.' I…
• I love Twitter. My favorite thing to do these days is to tweet things that seem very questionable as to whether I'm joking or not.
• There's nothing worse than walking around and talking about your failed relationship, all day, every day, for months on end.
• When I'm in the car sometimes it's like, 'Yeah, man, just put on the pop music.' You know what I mean? I don't want to…
• For a girl, the wedding is when you're married. For a guy, it's when you get engaged. It takes a real aggressive human being to…
• Here's what's nice about life: Sometimes you have ideas and for the most part, they're not good ones. And then you'll follow through with a…
• I literally have over a thousand emails in my inbox that need to be returned. I'm sure all of my friends and certain family members…
• I love Jonathan Adler but more importantly I love throws. To clarify, a throw is not to be confused with a blanket. A blanket is…
• I remember having a feeling like, 'I can't believe this is happening!' Two years ago I was auditioning for The Disney Channel, and now Paul…
• I'm just not one of these guys who, like, you know, woke up with a six-pack. I need Skittles. I have to eat very particularly…
• If you knew my wife, you'd be like, 'Yeah, you're very married.' She runs the household. I refer to her as 'the greatest director I've…
• In my latter years I've decided that there's too much to keep track of when you go into the lying game. That becomes stressful and…
• Pilots are so hard because you have to introduce all these characters, you have to hook an audience, and an audience has such a smaller…
• So when you go to a set and you just fully trust everybody, you know how hard everybody's working, you know that the people doing…

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