Christmas Tree Quotes

72 quotes by 66 authors

I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I think it's a healthy outlet… — Lewis Black
Biceps are like ornaments on a Christmas tree. — Ed Coan
A Christmas tree--the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead. — Jay Leno
How is Christmas regarded today? The legend of Santa Claus, the Christmas tree, the decorations of tinsel and mistletoe, and the giving of gifts all… — Howard W. Hunter
In the southern hemisphere, covering the Christmas tree with fake snow even though winter has nothing to do with the birth of Christ. — Paulo Coelho
Sometimes @BrookeShields rolls into your party dressed as a Christmas tree, carrying a bucket of KFC.Â pic.twitter.com/DTtZkZY4cB — Willie Geist
I stone got crazy when I saw somebody run down them strings with a bottleneck. My eyes lit up like a Christmas tree and I… — Muddy Waters
When there's no more room under the Christmas tree, Ken Foree will have a birthday. — Ken Foree
When the president of the United States flicks the switch to light up the Christmas tree on the White House lawn, that house ceases to… — Letty Cottin Pogrebin
You know, I started my career in politics in 1967. I'm not new to this. I did not just fall off the Christmas tree. I… — Dennis Kucinich
I'm Jewish and my wife isn't so right now we're literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it. — Max Greenfield
Adults can take a simple holiday for Children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children… — Erma Bombeck
Freshly cut Christmas trees smelling of stars and snow and pine resin - inhale deeply and fill your soul with wintry night. — John M. Geddes
I can see how weird I was. One day I decided the school needed a Christmas tree and spent hours dragging this huge beast of… — Mika
It is the custom to sneer at the modern apartment-house, television, big-city Christmas, with its commercial taint . . . office parties, artificial . .… — Paul Gallico
Some cities, like wrapped boxes under Christmas trees, conceal unexpected gifts, secret delights. Some cities will always remain wrapped boxes, containers of riddles never to… — Truman Capote
A Christian should resemble a fruit tree with real fruit, not a Christmas tree with decorations tied on — John Stott
Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to… — Bill Murray
A pretty woman is a Christmas tree,' my mother told me in the airport. This fella is hanging things on my branches as his gaze… — Joshilyn Jackson
Adults who still derive childlike pleasure from hanging gifts of a ready-made education on the Christmas tree of a child waiting outside the door to… — Karl Kraus

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