Ifs Quote by Matthew Perry

The worst drug of all is seriousness versus humor and pleasure!

— Richard Bandler

I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt…

— Charlie Sheen

You could take Vicodin, step out of the house, onto a freeway, have a truck hit you, and you'd say 'My Bad!'

— Bill Engvall

My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny.

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

I was doing interviews and a question came up about whether I had anything I was addicted to. I said 'I actually have an…

— Jennifer Aniston

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt…

— Charlie Sheen

In comparison to the eight years I spent on Klonopin, the cocaine and brandy wins hands down. If you are ever in a drugstore…

— Stevie Nicks

I bet the pill is harder to get than drugs--which shows how screwed up this world really is!

— Beatrice Sparks

“had to stop myself from laughing. Who needs help taking a pill? “I”

— Kiera Cass

I really have a problem with any kind of drug, I always have.

— Sandra Bernhard

If there's any time you should be on drugs it's when you're pregnant, cause it sucks.

— Courtney Love

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

— Charlie Sheen