Pot enables you to think clearly without any fear or any limits. It's a mind-expander, which is part of why it's illegal… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I just like the idea of pills. I like to collect them but not actually take them. When I fell off my… — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
Don't bring your sand toys to the park. That's another bad move. Because I go to the park, and I'm on the… — Al Madrigal Copy Share Image
The hardest thing I ever did was get sober. I was drinking two and a half bottles of whiskey a day and… — David Feherty Copy Share Image
You could take Vicodin, step out of the house, onto a freeway, have a truck hit you, and you'd say 'My Bad!' — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I dont talk about it too much in the press is because… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image