Funny retirement Quote by Mason Cooley Download Open image “In retirement, only money and symptoms are consequential.” — Mason Cooley ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny retirement Inspirational Love Money Retired Retirement Retirement farewell Retirement humor Retirement wishes Retiring Symptoms Teacher Teaching
Like the truth, retirement can set you free. Or, like work, retirement can imprison you. — Ernie J Zelinski Copy Share Image
Retirement is having nothing to do and someone always keeping you from it. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Retirement should be a happier time, conditioned upon not being ill. — David Blanchflower Copy Share Image
There is nothing wrong with retirement as long as one doesn't allow it to interfere with one's work. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
“True retirement means no longer having a job, yet having an income each month to cover all your expenses.” — Michael Naus Copy Share Image
Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you… — Jonathan Clements Copy Share Image
I believe in financial retirement. I don't necessarily believe in physical retirement. — Jerry Doyle Copy Share Image
Nostalgia keeps dissolving the ironic narratives in which I have contained my past. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Even the most abject have a sense of superiority based on powerful though undefined merits. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Literary tradition is full of lies about poverty-the jolly beggar, the poor but happy milkmaid, the wholesome diet of porridge, etc. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
My intentions go one way, my desires another. Thus I feel both self-indulgent and deprived. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
For retirement brings repose, and repose allows a kindly judgment of all things. — John Sharp Williams Copy Share Image
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf… — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever." — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Adultery itself in its principle is many times nothing but a curious inquisition after, and envy of another man's enclosed pleasures: and there have… — Jeremy Taylor Copy Share Image
Introverts listen better, they assess risks more carefully, they can be wiser managers. It's not for nothing that the Silicon Valley billionaires are so… — Jeffrey Kluger Copy Share Image
Thoughts on the Merits of Work The worst of work nowadays is what happens to people when they cease to work. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
