Vamps Quote by MaryJanice Davidson

“Vamps are really only like ten percent fun at any given time. The other ninety percent is largely fretting. And bloodletting.”

— Chloe Neill

“The vampire had to be pretty hard up to come after someone who looked the way she did-like Frankenstein’s bride.”

— Christine Feehan

“Vampires didn't faint like Southern belles at the sight of blood.”

— Flynn Meaney

“Maybe we'll have vampire prom." He shot me an appalled look. "What is this, Twilight?”

— Veronica Wolff

“Can you repeat that pickup line for me?” I heard one of the vamps ask. “I want to write it down. Something about the…

— Karen Chance

“Fanpires ?" "Breathers who pretend to be vampires. Anytime a new vampire movie comes out, they're out in the droves. Thanks a lot, Twilight.”

— Hannah Jayne

“There I go again with my vampire fantasies!”

— Roxanne Kade

“Vamps were homebodies—high-maintenance, party-till-you-die, don’t-look-at-me-funny-or-I’ll-kill-you homebodies, but homebodies nevertheless.”

— Kim Harrison

“When I saw the Twilight movies I thought being a Vampyre was so romantic. When my friends decided to be Vampyres it was so…

— Abramelin Keldor

“My ideas about vampires may be romantic, but your attitudes toward women need a major overhaul.”

— Deborah Harkness

“Sixteen vampires you took out yourself with nothing but a stake and your cleavage? Makes me ashamed of my kind, it does.”

— Jeaniene Frost

“I totally feel like Buffy right now. All I need is a girly leather jacket,” L said breathlessly. “And some vampires. Don’t forget that.”…

— Shelly Crane