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“He looked at the carpet, where moments before the creature had lain, then at her again. She didn't seem rattled. "Who are you, Buffy?"…

— Nicole Murphy

“What are you?” he demanded. “A slayer?" I rolled my eyes. “The name's Val, not Buffy. Do I look like a blond cheerleader with…

— Parker Blue

“Just so you understand; he's using a scene from Buffy to ask me out!!!!”

— Jenn Cooksey

“Don't tell me you fell something for the little . . . oh.' The vampire blinked, then curled his lip back, disgust and pity…

— Julie Kagawa

“Really, honestly. There aren’t vampires out there, are there?” Good grief, she sounded like a love struck teenager. Probably thought they sparkled in the…

— Shannon Mayer

“She felt as if she were being sucked dry by little vampires. End up like one of those pruney leather guys you see scuttling…

— K.W. Jeter

“What's up, Bella?" he asked with a big grin. I rolled my eyes. "Same old, same old." "Yeah," he agreed. "Bunch of vampires trying…

— Stephenie Meyer

“Maybe we'll have vampire prom." He shot me an appalled look. "What is this, Twilight?”

— Veronica Wolff

“I want you to do your vampire slayer thing and get the girl from the bad guys.”

— Cyma Rizwaan Khan

“Finally... you did turned out to be a true Vampire..!!!”

— Abhijeet Sawant

“I blame it on Twilight. In real life, vampires only sparkle when they're on fire.”

— Larry Correia