Humor Quote by Mary E. Warner

“Keep your turn of mind and frame of mind in check so that you do not cash in your checks bright and early.”

— Anyaele Sam Chiyson

“I'm playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers, that's why I always lose”

— Josh Stern

“(Regarding check-cashing places): It's hitting me how poor this really is: I'm standing in a long line to pay someone to give me my…

— Angela Nissel

Hold'em is to stud what chess is to checkers.

— Johnny Moss

“Like they say, the game is chess, it damn sure ain't checkers. Every move I make is so that I can conquer and destroy.”

— Wahida Clark

“I don't take checks, but I do accept most forms of foreplay and sex as payment.”

— Gail McHugh

“Never let your mouth write a check that your ass can't cash.”

— Chip Kidd

Im so terrible at Chess. The only way Ill ever get to say Checkmate is if I eat at a restaurant in Australia.

— Azgraybebly Joslan

“Have you met a banker, who is not interested in money? He loves the game, not the cash! You should bet on him.”

— Csaba Gabor

“Life is not the game of Chess - "Check - Mate, game over", and play again. Life gives you ample time to improve, learn…

— Mohammad Sami

“Want to pick up that check, honey? And I’d say; Nope, why don’t you pick up that check and add another fifty bucks while…

— Graham Parke

“Don't let your mouth write a check that your ass can't cash, son.”

— Charles Portis