Bingley Quote by Marsha Altman

If you like comedy, go home and curl up with Leviticus. The writers of The Onion are handed Leviticus on their first day.

— Nick Offerman

“All on the altar . . . – Leviticus 1:9”

— Robert J. Morgan

“The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.”

— Nicki Elson

“Leviticus 26:12 reveals God’s intentions: “And I will walk among you, and will be your God, and ye shall be my people.”

— Nathan Cole

“Was ever book containing such vile matter so fairly bound? O that deceit should dwell in such a gorgeous place!”

— William Shakespeare

“You shall be holy, for I the LORD your God am holy. – Leviticus 19:2”

— Robert J. Morgan

“Sadly, most Christians treat the Bible as a holy relic, something to worship. Definitely not something to read or understand.”

— Scott S. Haraburda

“The Sabbath, I said, is not only an idea. It is also something you keep. With other people. You can’t just extract lessons from…

— Judith Shulevitz

“Look, you mad tart, I have a covenant with God, which is: I don't mention that he has stocked the world full of villains,…

— Christopher Moore

“Archbishop. Why do I never read the lesson?” “I beg your pardon, ma’am?” “In church. Everybody else gets to read and one never does.…

— Alan Bennett

“I keep the bible in a pool of blood so that none of its lies can affect me.”

— Slayer

“Consecrate yourselves therefore, and be holy, for I am the LORD your God. – Leviticus 20:7”

— Robert J. Morgan