"Start the day off right...On the toilet...Shitting out……" — Marlon Wayans

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• In the 'bullshit department' a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman. — George Carlin
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• Develop a built-in bullshit detector. — Ernest Hemingway
• Men, this stuff that some sources sling around about America wanting out of this war, not wanting to fight, is… — George S. Patton
• Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. — Will Smith
• I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to… — Zach Galifianakis
• Bullshit is unavoidable when circumstances require someone to talk without knowing what he is talking about. Thus, the production of… — Harry Frankfurt
• People think life is real complicated. Actually, there's nothing to it. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach… — George Carlin
• People bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone. — Megan Fox

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