Marlon Wayans Quotes

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• Success is not a destination, but the road that you're on. Being successful means that you're working hard and walking your walk every day. You…
• Comedy is very hard, but you have to learn the art and science of it.
• I went to a performing arts high school, we learned Shakespeare, I did 'Fences.' When you train, you can do anything.
• I got a man cave. I play my music loud. I bought big speakers because I need to hear music loud.
• Let me tell you, Barack Obama is the most down dude in the world, but he's so smart so articulate, such an amazing speaker such…
• I'm good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue.
• Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love working.
• Success is not a destination, but the road that you're on.
• There are so many things to talk about between black people, Hispanic people, white people, gay people, men, women, it's all based on fear. We…
• I was going to be valedictorian in elementary school, but I got into too many fights, and they made me salutatorian. I was smart back…
• 'Paranormal 1' scared me because I didn't know if it was real or what. 'Blair Witch' was kind of scary for the same reason. It…
• I grew up in the projects. You have no choice but to fight. My jokes used to get me in fights.
• I think family is key, and if you have love for family, then you have love for others - and you have unity as a…
• I like All Saints. They make great leathers. I love Hugo Boss, especially the suits. I like James Perse for T-shirts, and Supra and Radii…
• Shawn is better-looking, but my face is a lot more rubbery...He'd be a baby you'd want to take in, but if someone left me on…
• Keenen's been bullying us our whole lives. At least we get paid for it now.
• Shemales...Can't live with them, can't live without them.
• On behalf of Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Kim Wayans and David Wayans, I say thank you for upholding the wonderful Hollywood tradition of nepotism.
• Congrats to all the LA Kings, LA, all the Canadians that are illegally in LA and love hockey and had to pick the kings by…
• You can't condition the unconditional...Stop trying! The only condition is boundless love.

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