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“Apparently, one of your mates having his dick hacked off and set on fire was some pretty fucking funny stuff in hell.” quote by Mark Tufo — Download Open image

““Apparently, one of your mates having his dick hacked off and set on fire was some pretty fucking funny stuff in hell.””

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