"Jesus, man. Why do people want to be……" — Mark Millar
"Jesus, man. Why do people want to be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spider-Man?"
More Hilton Quotes
- Part of me relates to Perez Hilton because he's an outcast. I don't have a lot of friends who are… — Amanda Bynes
- Tabloid photos capture people at their most self-conscious and disoriented; in real life, Paris Hilton is like an elegant paper… — Diablo Cody
- You have people who can't act and they get all these parts. Paris Hilton falls into her own category. She's… — Kate Hudson
- Paris Hilton isn't my rival. I met her one or two times and she's making out there's this big rivalry… — Mischa Barton
- I don't want to be known as the Hilton heiress, because I didn't do anything for that. — Paris Hilton
- Reading about myself on Perez Hilton was kind of the weirdest thing ever. — Melissa Benoist
- Whether it's Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. — Jon Hamm
- Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing… — Chelsea Handler
- Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one… — Chelsea Handler
- I hope that some day scientists can be considered heroes again, instead of Paris Hilton. — Walter Isaacson
- Where was Paris Hilton a year ago? She's a fabulous character to write about. — Jackie Collins
- Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It's like a big… — Rachel Perry