Paris Hilton Quotes

47 quotes by 41 authors

• Tabloid photos capture people at their most self-conscious and disoriented; in real life, Paris Hilton is like an elegant paper crane. — Diablo Cody
• You have people who can't act and they get all these parts. Paris Hilton falls into her own category. She's made a career out of… — Kate Hudson
• Paris Hilton isn't my rival. I met her one or two times and she's making out there's this big rivalry between us and there so… — Mischa Barton
• Whether it's Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. — Jon Hamm
• Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but gold paint. That’s… — Chelsea Handler
• Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant women are forbidden… — Chelsea Handler
• I hope that some day scientists can be considered heroes again, instead of Paris Hilton. — Walter Isaacson
• Where was Paris Hilton a year ago? She's a fabulous character to write about. — Jackie Collins
• Pamper a tomato, overfeed it, overwater it and you will get a Paris Hilton of a tomato. — Nigel Slater
• There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline. — Al Yankovic
• She said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton.' — Ricky Gervais
• The public's appetite for frothy, flippant blondes has waned, but Paris Hilton still fascinates me. — Diablo Cody
• But if you go over the line, you don't want to get stuck in a Nevada State court room. Honestly, because Nevada has been doing… — James Belushi
• Everyone's parents were famous actors at my school, pretty much! I think I went to school with Paris Hilton when I was three. That's what… — Alice Eve
• In my family, I would never dare to think of being Paris Hilton! And to me, that doesn't look like a happy existence - it's… — Eve Hewson
• Meeting up with Paris and Paris was such a highlight in Greece. Dancing at the clubs was a blast, .. There are just certain people… — Tara Reid
• I've never seen the Osbournes, I've never seen Paris Hilton. I'd rather read than watch reality TV. I'd rather live life than watch somebody else… — Al Jourgensen
• I don't feel famous and I didn't want my autobiography to be like a Paris Hilton story. — Beth Ditto
• Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris… — David Letterman
• Paris Hilton, it turns out, is related to fellow celebrity jailbirds Zsa Zsa Gabor and G. Gordon Liddy. — Steven Pinker

Who Wrote These Paris Hilton Quotes

41 authors contributed a total of 47 Paris Hilton Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 3 Paris Hilton Quotes by Chelsea Handler
• 2 Paris Hilton Quotes by David Letterman
• 2 Paris Hilton Quotes by John Green
• 2 Paris Hilton Quotes by Diablo Cody
• 2 Paris Hilton Quotes by Mischa Barton
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by James Belushi
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Alice Eve
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Eve Hewson
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Tara Reid
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Al Jourgensen
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Beth Ditto
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Steven Pinker
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Rob Sheffield
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Ayelet Waldman
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by James Wolcott
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Al Gore
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Barack Obama
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Meg Cabot
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Mark Millar
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Cintra Wilson
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by P. C. Cast
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Corey Taylor
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Mindy Kaling
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Jerry Oppenheimer
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Jeremy Irons