Best Paris Hilton Quotes

47 Paris Hilton quotes by 41 unique authors

• anybody can be a princess. all you have todo is have the right parents. it's no harder than being born Paris Hilton, for God's sake.… — Meg Cabot
• Jesus, man. Why do people want to be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spider-Man? — Mark Millar
• If Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana were "candles in the wind," and Anna Nicole Smith was a bonfire in a hailstorm, and Lindsay Lohan is… — Cintra Wilson
• Eww," Jack said, and then giggled. "Yeah, and a Paris Hilton doll that had an optional brain."Aphrodite raised her brow at him. "Don't go all… — P. C. Cast
• Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. It’s the first time an entire Third World country will have to get immunizations for… — Chelsea Handler
• Nerd girls are the world’s most underutilized romantic resource. And guys, do not tell me that nerd girls are not hot because that shows a… — John Green
• When Paris Hilton can top the bestsellers' lists, we are one more Connect Four move closer to Armageddon. — Corey Taylor
• Once I saw Paris Hilton leaving a restaurant in Hollywood and the paparazzi cameras were all over her. It looked so unpleasant. It wasn't because… — Mindy Kaling
• There is a public perception that Paris Hilton is the black sheep of the family. — Jerry Oppenheimer
• Paris Hilton, that's very interesting what she did. I've never done that. I haven't really sort of ever got into that. As time passes, maybe… — Jeremy Irons
• I almost bumped into Alec Baldwin and then turned around and Paris Hilton was standing there. And I was like, 'Look, it's stupid spoiled whore.' — Trey Parker
• I'm paris hilton woo woo swag. — Lil B
• If Paris Hilton thinks my butt looks gross I really dont care. At least I have a butt. — Kim Kardashian
• That Paris Hilton Gets under my skin. — Gretchen Wilson
• Paris Hilton said that's hot when she saw my cock, that's hot — Hollywood Undead
• If you don't teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how will they know? - Mr. Slave — South Park
• Everybody is wondering what Paris Hilton will be doing next, and hell, I'm wondering what she did before. — David Letterman
• I'm not Paris Hilton. I don't really care about being a celebrity. It comes along with the territory so you can't totally avoid it. But… — Taylor Momsen
• I don't go out clubbing because that whole thing is too claustrophobic. As for shopping, I'd rather walk my dogs, Ziggy Stardust and Charlie Barton.… — Mischa Barton
• I think maybe I should do a sex tape. Look what it did for Paris Hilton! There's never enough sex for me. The guy I'm… — Katherine Heigl
• Nerd girls are the worlds most underutilized romantic resource. And guys, do not tell me that nerd girls are not hot because that shows a… — John Green
• Had a dream that Paris Hilton shit on my face. That's it, no more Japanese porn before bed. — Shane Dawson

Who Wrote These Paris Hilton Quotes

41 authors contributed a total of 47 Paris Hilton Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 3 Paris Hilton Quotes by Chelsea Handler
• 2 Paris Hilton Quotes by Mischa Barton
• 2 Paris Hilton Quotes by John Green
• 2 Paris Hilton Quotes by Diablo Cody
• 2 Paris Hilton Quotes by David Letterman
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Walter Isaacson
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Trey Parker
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Taylor Momsen
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Tara Reid
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Steven Pinker
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by South Park
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Shane Dawson
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Rob Sheffield
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Ricky Gervais
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by P. C. Cast
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Nigel Slater
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Mindy Kaling
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Meg Cabot
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Mark Millar
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Lil B
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Kim Kardashian
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Katherine Heigl
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Kate Hudson
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Jon Hamm
• 1 Paris Hilton Quote by Jerry Oppenheimer