Forgiveness Quote by Mark Lowry

People may claim to hate puns, but most true word lovers have groaned to like them.

— Jay Heinrichs

“It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Maybe because English is my second language, maybe I just translate mundane clichés from the Welsh language and they sound original in English. I…

— Gruff Rhys

“Would I laugh?" "Matter of fact, you would," says Zeb. "Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking.”

— Margaret Atwood

People, if you can't get through the puns, I can't give you the good stuff.

— Jon Stewart

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial

— James Joyce

I'd like my super power to be puns; I'd like to be great at puns: pun power. Then I could go on loads of…

— Chris O'Dowd

They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.

— Ryan North

I never knew an enemy to puns who was not an ill-natured man.

— Charles Lamb

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns

— Groucho Marx

Here's the way I look at it. President Bush has uranium-tipped bunker busters and I have puns. I think he'll be OK.

— Jon Stewart

Fozzie Bear has so many bear puns in this script - like, 'Trac is grizzly!' 'This is unbearable!' It's the greatest.

— Jason Segel