I can Quote by Mark Kurlansky

I'm not a big oyster eater. But I know people who will sit at a raw bar and eat oyster for two hours.

— Michael McKean

And it is hysterically funny to see someone eating oysters for the first time.

— Kathy Hilton

It's important that your shucked oyster is clean and pristine.

— Tom Douglas

To shuck oysters, you'll need an oyster knife, a handy tool with a sturdy handle and a short, rigid blade which you can pick…

— Tom Douglas

Love me some oysters. I always try them in different countries and cities.

— Nina Agdal

Minutes are like pennies no one ever really counts them.

— Emily Lynne Bunnell

“How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly.”

— Jarod Kintz

The first man gets the oyster, the second man gets the shell.

— Andrew Carnegie

My aunt in Texas, when she did the hazing things, they had girls swallow oysters. They'd wrap an oyster in dental floss, swallow them,…

— Parker Posey

Sometimes a minute is really the difference between success and failure. There are times when you finish with ten seconds left, and one extra…

— Michael Symon

I will never be anyone's sloppy seconds so take them 1,2,3 minutes and there gone

— DJstanford

“Oysters open completely when the moon is full; and when the crab sees one it throws a piece of stone or seaweed into it…

— Anonymous