Dark humor Quote by Marius Johan Stokknes Download Open image ““You used to pray for rain. Now you pray for signal.”” — Marius Johan Stokknes ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dark humor Faith Modern life Prayer Rain Society Spirituality Technology
“We don't pray for rain. We wait for rain, and when it comes, we thank God for it.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In the evenings, before I went to sleep, and in the mornings, in the moment I woke up, I realized I was praying for… — Makoto Shinkai Copy Share Image
“People pray for rain, then complain about the flood. They pray for it to stop raining, then bitch about the drought.” — Eric Jerome Dickey Copy Share Image
“If one drop of rain can find its way to the ocean, one prayer can find its way to God” — Linda Poindexter Copy Share Image
“To gain the right to pray when it rains, one must also pray when the sun shines.” — Warren Murphy Copy Share Image
“Praying is like crying, it makes you feel better but it wont get you anywhere.” — Robin Lacaden Copy Share Image
“The One you’re praying to is watching to see if you’ll pray “through.” — Cherie Hill Copy Share Image
“Every night I pray I whisper into a megaphone, not only so God is sure to hear, but also my neighbors, because I pray… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Rain says a noise: shh. You can hear it when it comes down. It is God telling us to be quiet.” — Howard Buten Copy Share Image
“... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“The moral high ground proved to be one hell of an aphrodisiac...” — Eve A. Floriste Copy Share Image
“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Please, please be some sex-starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently.” — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
“It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore.” — James Hetfield Copy Share Image
“So I heard the boom of my father's rifle when he shot my best friend. A bullet only costs about two cents, and anybody… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“Because it’s a lit fuse, love – you light it yourself, and you stand around the powder keg afterward, grinning from ear to ear.” — Daniel Polansky Copy Share Image
“Dennis, please. I don't know what-" "Shut the fuck up, and stop playing me for an idiot. And secondly, and more importantly, I've unearthed… — Simon Kernick Copy Share Image
“The Baudelaire orphans hung on to one another, and wept and wept while the adults argued endlessly behind them. Finally-as, I'm sorry to say,… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
