Dark humor Quote by Marissa Honeycutt Download Open image ““Fucking the president’s face in front of everyone made it very clear who was in charge now.”” — Marissa Honeycutt ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dark humor
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