Told Safe Quote by Margaret Atwood

“He knew that if Michelle entered into the walls of the Vatican, she’d corrupt every single clergyman within, causing them to forsake their vows…

— Travis Luedke

“You told Zeb before you told us?" Mama shouted. Oh, crap. "How could you do that?" Mama cried. "We're your family!" "He found out…

— Molly Harper

“Nothing is spared me in this life,” he remarked wryly, “now a woman has to go mad in the Vatican.”

— Linda Rodríguez McRobbie

“Vampires, like virgins or priests, are things that women believe in. We must never fail to humor them in such matters.”

— Brian McNaughton

“The naked woman’s body is a portion of eternity too great for the eye of man.”

— William Blake

“The Vatican has a reputation for secrecy and intrigue. If I have my way, that will cease. But in any large organization there are…

— Glenn Meade

“I touched the small sacred images. I shook my head and bit my lip, as if to say, How awful that he should have…

— Anne Rice

“Any of those priests even sniff at you wrong, you fuck them over until they see Jesus.”

— Marjorie M. Liu

“First the fact that the only items on open display seem to be tampons, breast pumps, and douches, making one feel as a female…

— Belle de Jour

“You spend twenty years learning the spell that makes nude virgins appear in your bedroom, and then you're so poisoned by quicksilver fumes and…

— Terry Pratchett

“...God's penis would still rank high among those vistas a priest and a nun could not comfortably share.”

— James Morrow

“It isn’t every day a girl gets to go looking for the Temple of Doom with her BFF and her vampire boyfriend.”

— Chrissy Peebles