Quote by James Morrow

“Oh, if there were only a true religion. Fool that I am, I see a Gothic cathedral and venerable stained-glass windows, and my weak…

— Stendhal

“He wondered reflectively what would happen if you asked a nun where the Gents was. Probably the Pope sent you a sharp note or…

— Neil Gaiman

“He stepped away from me to talk, and I leaned heavily against the wall beside his door. Clearly, I was not meant to have…

— Cora Carmack

“Believe it or not, I have this recurring dream about church and a nun.”

— Hank Moody

“Lord help me, I was going to become a nun if my male radar didn't realign towards guys that were not walking penises.”

— Nicole Williams

“In the world we live in, priests and bartenders have a lot in common.”

— Flavia Biondi

“Like a whore? Here? Before your God? Here, bent over his holy altar?”

— Natasha Knight

“... If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.”

— Tucker Max

“I was not a religious man, but if I were, the woods would be my church, the mountaintops my altar.”

— Tom Ryan

“Don't look at me like that. This is a book about a sex scandal: did you really expect me to be a nun and/or…

— Laura Steven

“It's a joyful thing, being a Catholic. I can't even think about sex without thinking about bodily waste.”

— Kevin Smith

“And when you spoke to me, I did not know That to my life's high altar came its priest.”

— Sara Teasdale