Email Quote by Mallory Ortberg Download Open image “Nothing good comes of reading other people's emails.” — Mallory Ortberg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Email People Reading
Skimming is fine for our emails, but it's not fine for some of the important forms of reading. — Maryanne Wolf Copy Share Image
The Security Agencies are reading everyone's email?? LOL I don't even read my own email — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I'm used to rereading e-mails, even, before sending them - a bit compulsive. So this is high speed roller coaster for me! — Lydia Davis Copy Share Image
As I often lecture businesses, it is not the email you send which matters, but how people feel when they read it. — Katie Hopkins Copy Share Image
I would really hate to have e-mail. It's bad enough with all the mail I get. — Marian McPartland Copy Share Image
I don't read bad mail. I don't save mail. I'm too old to read negative things. — Judy Sheindlin Copy Share Image
The leakage of information means you're going to be able to read everybody's e-mail. — Mo Ibrahim Copy Share Image
The worst thing about e-mail is that you can’t interrupt the other person. You have to read the whole thing and then e-mail them… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
According to a new study, our email is not as safe as we thought. How do they know this? They've been reading my email. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I spend a fair amount of time dealing with email, mostly deleting them or skimming them to get a sense of what is going… — Jeff Dean Copy Share Image
E-mail is interesting. We can't live with it, and you can't live without it. — Tim Berners-Lee Copy Share Image
Not wanting to give everyone in your life one of your kidneys is not the same thing as hoping they die of kidney failure. — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
I agree that biphobia is real, but I think it's absolutely worth considering that someone who "despises" having sex with her husband - and… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
If you get a dog, take care of your dog! You can just not have a dog if you don't feel like taking care… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
I think that it's a great idea to have honest conversations about children before getting married. I also think it's impossible to promise someone,… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
One of the glorious things about being a person in the world is that you don't have to worry about whether or not someone… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
You need to be able to express your resentment and sense of loss in a way that doesn't damage your partner. — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
Some people give gifts in order to bewilder, confuse, and manipulate their recipients. — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
Unlike celibacy, which people choose, asexuality is an intrinsic part of who we are. — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
The mere idea of asking a family member if they intentionally stopped sending me an annual bonus makes me feel like breaking out in… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
You have a right to be treated professionally at work, and it's your supervisor's job to make sure all their employees can perform their… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
There's more than 1700 emails out of the thirty three thousand Hillary Clinton emails that we've published, just about Libya. It's not that Libya… — Julian Assange Copy Share Image
I spend a lot of time loathing the sentences that I put down on the page. Once I'm past that phase, it doesn't really… — Kelly Link Copy Share Image
Somebody once told me that if you laugh at a George Bush joke, or you send an email cartoon to your friends that makes… — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
I don't spend much time on the computer at all, so I do most of my email on my phone if I do any… — Eric Garcetti Copy Share Image
“Subject: This is a work environment and this is harassment Mr. Zaccadelli, I am writing to inform you that your proposition has been rejected.… — Chelsea M. Cameron Copy Share Image
To quote a recent customer email, “I really appreciate your thoughtful and professional response. I don’t get that a lot from customer service. Usually,… — Matt Mickiewicz Copy Share Image
Each email contains an unsubscribe link. We will NEVER sell, rent, loan, or abuse your email address in ANY way. Writing has been so… — Anne McCaffrey Copy Share Image
I saw a report on the news: 'Peter Dinklage tweeted... ' What? You know, I don't need any of that stuff. I got an… — Peter Dinklage Copy Share Image
It's just madness. First email. Then instant message. Then MySpace. Then Facebook. Then LinkedIn. Then Twitter. It's not enough anymore to 'Just do it.'… — Mark McKinnon Copy Share Image
I said it was a mistake. It wasn't the best choice. But all my emails have been turned over to the public. — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
While I was still going to embrace social media, I knew I had to do things that nobody else was doing. I decided I… — Mark Edward Copy Share Image
I was late to the Internet. I didn't really understand what it was. I didn't know what an email was. — Bill Callahan Copy Share Image
