Able Quote by Lynda Barry

Well I was an asthmatic child. So that for most of my childhood I was in bed. Bedridden.

— Gerald Scarfe

I was an energetic child, always walking on my hands, flipping off of the back of the couch, or jumping up and down on…

— Laurie Hernandez

When I was little, I used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed. Now, I pass out on the sofa…

— Anonymous

I was a nervous child, I was a bedwetter. I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself.

— Woody Allen

My bed is my weird little haven. It's like a deflated tent.

— Lisa Stansfield

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.

— Anonymous

I stopped breathing when I was a baby. I had a seizure because I was severely epileptic and my grandad had to hang me…

— Edith Bowman

Walking up at the right side of my bed hmm and I still have breath life is fair!

— D Brown

“Bedsprings creaking, headboard banging, heavy breathing in triplicate (the bedroom sounds like a convention of asthmatic dirty phone callers have gathered there)”

— Gillibran Brown

I feel like a spinning top or a DreidelThe spinning don't stop when you leave the cradleYou just slow downRound and around this world…

— Don McLean

When I was born, the umbilical cord came wrapped around my neck, so when I came out, I wasn't breathing.

— LaMarcus Aldridge

I had what would now be called sleep paralysis, from six years old until maybe I was 16.

— Olly Alexander